after accidentally being ejected from the underworlds of io (one of the moons of jupiter), i traveled inter-dimensionally to this place presently named earth. the date... 1973. the place... pittsburgh, pa. immediately on the search for suitable hosts brought me to a small town called dillsburg, pa, where i developed my inner senses at the age of 13. i discouraged the only means of communicating with my species... the turntable. so instantly i set out in the underworlds of various east coast cities to train. my abilities improved, however, communication was never established. knowing it was time to expand my east coast web, i traveled to la where i was sought out by fellow turntablists... the jedi knights. after becoming a jedi master, i was sent on a mission... promote the turntable as a musical instrument... my contacts... incubus.

currently in contact...still communicating

is energized by the force contained in each and every fan